"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it
Apparently Karkat is Prince Charming.
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
Batman - 3.03 / 8.13 / 9.15
ok guys i’m at facebook hq behind enemy lines what do you wanna know? so far all i’ve gathered is they really like mexican food and they have this huge screen that fills an entire wall where they plot their world domination
idk how this helps us take them out but we’ll think of something
tell the bitch her beast won’t come.
No, but how sweet is it that during Harry’s first week at Hogwarts Hagrid sent along a note with Hedwig to invite Harry to tea rather than asking him in person so Harry didn’t feel left out and actually got some mail
HAGRID IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED THIS REALLY BUGS ME
i find this insanely adorable
i can see his cheekbones are from his dad but his eyes are from his mam
His mum is so gorgeous.
My god, this family is beautiful
He looks just like his mother. asdfghjkl;’
woah woah woah hold up. those are his parents?! oh god.
Got his lips from his dad, too. Gosh this is so cute. Three year old son. Gah, I wonder what he looked like as a baby!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF—-
Why do I always have a mouthful of biscuits when I see these posts?
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
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