TBT to a year ago when a SWAT team banged down my door mid-Dragon*Con prep and made me stand in the street for two hours because a terrorist was hiding in the apartment next to us.
Hardcore Pluto fangirl. Cis female pansexual. Clinically depressed, anxiety attacks, ADHD. Can burp on command.
I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires
WHERE CAN I GET THIS
drink until the homicidal thoughts pass
a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face
First Week of School
523. There is always at least one muggleborn who, when they find out what the topic of their next Care of Magical Creatures class is, freaks out and excitedly runs around the castle chanting DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS.
i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY
like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts
funny how that works
so my brother was doing his math homework which are these online quizzes and was talking to a friend and his friend was like “brb going to eat dinner” and brother was like “its fucking 8” and then realized he typed it into the math quiz and cant edit itso the story was i did it as a joke i didnt have his math teacher all goodalso the proper answer was 7.5 so yeah close enough
update: she emailed him back. she said the conversation with me after “I” sent the swear must have been funny, and it’s good he emailed her otherwise she would have called our parents and gotten him detention. Sigh.
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!