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Hardcore Pluto fangirl. Cis female pansexual. Clinically depressed, anxiety attacks, ADHD. Can burp on command.

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TBT to a year ago when a SWAT team banged down my door mid-Dragon*Con prep and made me stand in the street for two hours because a terrorist was hiding in the apartment next to us.
Good times.

37 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 70 notes




I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires


drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

38 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 241,694 notes
I just want to read, Sam-I-am. I do not want to leave my books and ham. Not to a party, not to a thing, not to an outing, Sam, leave me be! Not to a dinner, not to a function, not to a tea, God, Sam, go fuck a tree!
people being bothered while reading 
42 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 5 notes


a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face

48 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 8,608 notes

First Week of School

My freshman 6' brother and me, the 5' 5" senior
Brother: "So where are all the seniors? I never see them."
Me: "They're there, just short."
Brother: "Ohhhh..."
1 hour ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 4 notes


523. There is always at least one muggleborn who, when they find out what the topic of their next Care of Magical Creatures class is, freaks out and excitedly runs around the castle chanting DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS.

1 hour ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 2,186 notes


i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

1 hour ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 40,391 notes


so my brother was doing his math homework which are these online quizzes and was talking to a friend and his friend was like “brb going to eat dinner” and brother was like “its fucking 8” and then realized he typed it into the math quiz and cant edit it
so the story was i did it as a joke i didnt have his math teacher all good
also the proper answer was 7.5 so yeah close enough


update: she emailed him back. she said the conversation with me after “I” sent the swear must have been funny, and it’s good he emailed her otherwise she would have called our parents and gotten him detention. Sigh.

1 hour ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 7 notes

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

2 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 147,517 notes

One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!

2 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 39,580 notes